After  numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive,"
Osama  himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared  to contain a single line of Coded message:
370H-SSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice.
Condi and her aides had  not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it at the  FBI so it went to the CIA, then to NASA.
Eventually they asked Britain's MI6 for help.

Within a minute MI6 cabled the White House with this reply:
"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."